Screen, Screen, there’s a Screen, they say
On the far side of the bar
Screen, Screen, I'm goin’ away
To where I can watch my fill
I told my mama on the day I was born
Don't you cry when you see I'm gone
You know damn well you got a TV set too,
You just got to keep it on
And I sing
Screen, Screen, there’s a Screen, they say
On the far side of the bar
Screen, Screen, I'm goin’ away
I’ve got lots of time to kill.
You know there ain't nobody in the whole wide world
Gonna tell me that watchin’s a crime
You know I'm just a TV- lovin’, waddlin’ man
And baby you’re just blockin’ my view.
And I sing
Screen, Screen, there’s a Screen, they say
On the dash board of my car
Screen, Screen, I'm drivin’ away
To where I can watch my fill
And now I don't care when the sun goes down
Or where I rest my weary eyes
Watchin’ Green Screen Valley or Rocky the Toad
And in between they advertise
And I sing
Screen, Screen, it's a screen, they say
In the pocket of my jeans
Screen, Screen, I'm watchin’ away
When I’m not playin’ Angry Birds
One more time
Screen, Screen, it's a screen, they say
In the pocket of my jeans
Screen, Screen, I'm watchin’ away
When I’m not playin’ Angry Birds
