Note: I wrote this parody to express my consternation at the reelection of Barack Obama, not that Romney was so great either, but then at least he wasn't Obama.
YOU GOT ME BABE
[HER:] They say we're young and have no clue
But for every vote they got, darlin’ we got two
[HIM:] Well I do know this state is blue 'Cause they got me, and baby they got you
[HIM:] Oh Bama!
[BOTH:] You got me babe You got me babe
[HER:] They say Obama can pay the rent, Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
[HIM:] I guess that's so, he’s been smoking pot, But at least I'm sure of all the things he’s not
[HIM:] Why?
[BOTH:] You got me babe You got me babe
[HIM:] I got Arabs in the spring I got you to use your thing
[HER:] And when I'm sad, Barack’s a clown, And if I get scared, he’s always around
[HER:] So they say this blame game’s gone on too long
'Cause I don't care, with Obama I can't go wrong
[HIM:] Then put your little hand in his, There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
[HIM:] Why?
[BOTH:] You got me babe You got me babe
[HIM:] I got to call you on my Obamaphone
[HER:] With the Dems in power you’re not alone
[HER:] I got him to soak the rich
[HIM:] I got stamps to feed my bitch
[HIM:] I got him to kiss goodnight
[HER:] I got him to hold me tight
[HIM:] He’s got your money, He won't let go
[HER:] He gives it back to you, you love him so
[HIM:] Why?
[BOTH:] You got me babe
You got me babe
You got me babe
You got me babe
You got me babe
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