American Woman (parody)

I hear this song ALL the time in stores. It must be almost 50 years old by now so I wish they would give it a rest.   It's got a catchy beat but it is like chinese water torture in my brain.  I may not be a woman and I am grateful that horny rock stars from Canada will not be coming down here and bothering our womenfolk, but I am an American so I am mildly annoyed.  So I wrote new words to the song and titled it "Canadian Woman".   here goes:

Canadian women gonna mess your mind
Canadian women, she gonna mess your mind
Mm, Canadian women gonna mess your mind
Mm, Canadian women gonna mess your mind
Say c
Say a
Say n
Say a
Say d
i
Say a
n, mm
Canadian women gonna mess your mind
Aye, Canadian women gonna mess your mind
Eh?  Canadian women gonna mess your mind

Uh! Eh! Aye! Again!
Uh! Eh! Aye! Again!
Uh! Eh! Aye! Again!

Canadian women, you are such a pain
Canadian women the way you say “again”
Don't come a-hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time playin hockey with you
Now women, I said get the puck away
Canadian women, listen what I say

Canadian women, get away from me
Canadian women, mama, let me be
Don't come a-knockin' around my door
Don't wanna see your shadow no more
Northern lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now women, I said get away
Canadian women, listen what I say, hey

Canadian women, said get away
Canadian women, listen what I say
Don't come a-hangin' around my door
Don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your Zamboni machines
I don't need your kings and queens,  
Northern lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now women, get away from me
Canadian women, mama, let me be

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
I'm gonna leave you, women
Gonna leave you, women
Bye-bye
Toronto
Bye-bye
Montreal
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I’m going south
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm going south
You know I'm gonna go, women
I'm gonna leave ya, women
Goodbye, Canadian women...