Bad Songs Suck So Much (Parody)

(to the tune “Sad Songs Say So Much” by Sir Elton John)

Don't get me wrong, there are Elton John songs I love, but alas, this is not one of them.  After having this song drilled into my brain from elevators and stores for months and months, I had an inspiration....
 
Guess there are times when we all have to feel a little pain
And banging on kitchen pots
Can’t be the only way to drive the people insane 
And it’s songs like  these that cause our ears to bleed as we listen to the radio
And it does no good to  plug em with your finger
Our eardrums vibrate and
And your mental circuits one by one begin to blow

Turn them off, turn them down
Turn off those Bad songs
Before all your hope is gone
Why don’t you tune out and turn them off

They reach into your brain
And your reason starts to slip a clutch
When all hope is gone
Bad songs suck so much

If someone else is suffering enough to write it down
When not a  single word makes any sense
Then it's harder to have those songs around
Feel sick inside when the line finally gets to you
and it feels so good when they stop
And you don’t suffer enough to sing the blues

Bad songs, they suck
Bad songs, they suck
Bad songs, they suck
Bad songs, they suck so much