Chickens and Guns, a Recipe for Disaster

 When the chickens get guns ya could says the jig is up.
  bock bock bock POW!
  And so ended the murderous life of Colonel Sanders.
He was being held at gunpoint by a hen and six half grown chicks. 

They were demanding safe passage to Hindustan where no chicken or cow need worry.
You wonder how a chicken could chickengunya?    Well they lie on their backs and hold the gun up with one foot and pull the trigger with the other one.
 Who woulda thought chickens were that smart.
Or that mean.

Well we always knew they were mean.
You think they are saying BOCK BOCK BOCK, but no they are using the F word more or less continuously.
"Garcon! Garcon!  I would like to order some of your Chickengunya

"Excellent choice, Monsieur, it comes with the gunya sauce drizzled lightly over their little heads.
A side of parsley and two tiny potatoes nestled next to the heads, and voila.
C'est un shame you have to eat it rather than frame it and hang it on the wall.

Stanley the Hindu was from Hindustan
He looked like a boy but he was actually a man
His mom named him Stanley because she said that she can
Some carnivores showed up, got scared and they ran
Don't mess with Stanley the Hindu from Hindustan.